I think M. Night Shyamalan is losing it. His next movie is just a guy cooking dinner, and when he finally sits down to eat, we find out it’s pancakes.

I think the closest I will ever get to defusing a bomb is when I’m opening a tube of crescent rolls waiting for it to pop.

Watch contestants defuse bombs n’ such on a new game show I worked on “Exit” at 10pm Tuesdays on SyFy.

A new game show I worked on puts contestants in James Bond-type peril. I think people will watch because frankly, where else can you see something like that? Well…besides James Bond.

Watch “Exit” Tuesdays at 10pm on SyFy

I’m watching the movie “Star Trek” on TV. The first commercial was for Enterprise rent-a-car. Funny.

Hooters is offering free food for moms on Mother’s Day. For when the brunch line at the strip club is just too long.

Today the post office wants us to put canned goods by the mailbox for its annual food drive. Or as many people call it, “What Crap In My Cupboard Don’t I Want?”

Seriously, give today.

About to celebrate my hard work week with a beer. Or as I like to call it, “Cinco de Ry-o.”

Just once, when I see the headline “Two actresses wear the same dress,” I want to see two actresses literally stuffed into the same dress.

So saddened about the passing of Roger Ebert, a person I admired very much. He was a brilliant man who I had the pleasure of contacting a few times for work and play. In 2003, he gave a “thumbs up” to a song I made about him called “I Like Ebert,” a parody of Nelly Furtado’s “I’m Like A Bird.” It was my first song to get national attention on “The Dr. Demento Show,” and Ebert said the whole thing was an honor. Please check it out on this site. I highly recommend the video version of the song I just added to the Videos section. And you can download the song by clicking Music. Celebrate the man. Roger, you will be missed.

So saddened to hear of the passing of Roger Ebert.  To those who asked, I am in the process of re-posting my song “I Like Ebert” back to this site.  Stay tuned.