Whenever a friend casually asks me for my address in mid-December, we both secretly know I know what it’s for.
This holiday season, if a charity sends you mail asking for donations, don’t just throw it in the garbage. There might be free address labels in there.
My kitchen is absolutely trashed. It has nothing to do with Thanksgiving dinner today — I’m just really, really lazy.
Yes, the Christmas lights on my house are up early. But in all fairness, I haven’t taken them down from last year.
Hi, all! Glad you’re enjoying my music. Please request my latest song “Titanic” to “The Dr. Demento Show” to help spread the comedy love! The song is doing great on the charts this year! Request at drdemento.com/request — and keep smiling!
And welcome new visitors! I hope to see you here often.
I’m hearing that people are standing in ridiculously long lines to vote today. If your election lasts more than four hours, call your doctor.
The phrase “spring forward, fall back” is such a perfect way to remember which way to turn something. It’s no “righty tighty, lefty loosey,” but it’s up there.
Adult Halloween parties are less about passing out candy and more about passing out.
Thanks to those who sampled some more of my comedy by watching the return of a TV show I worked on — MTV2’s “Hip Hop Squares” (a fresh update of “Hollywood Squares”). New episodes air Tuesdays at 11pm. Remember, you can’t spell *hip hop* without Hopak!
It’s official. I will never, ever, ever get this Taylor Swift song out of my head.